X-FAMILY

There seems to be one minion mummy and daddy that made a lot of children. And i mean a lot. Maybe tousands. And because they cant take care of all these creations they give them different names and place them into other families to raise them. Just like the kuku birds do with their eggs. Unfortunately they also prefer to breed with other mason minion races and their weird looks seem to spread all over the place. However thats how this lab story could be described. And their degenerated genetic modifications and uncontrolled incestry. Their inter-, crossbreed and hybrid experiments must be stopped. They should only breed with non-minion races in order to have their genes supported in the future. This will not be accomplished artificially and not with force either. How to make those weird looking creatures attractive for non-minions is another quest and the other half of the mutated and intolerable minion things must DiSNEYOUT. Most of all the pedophilia pestitia. They are vicitims and criminals at the same time but also a danger for other creatures with true emotions which they lack. Their "functions" seem to be very limited and negativly inspired from day one of their existence. However this has been done down there. Dont think they were born like our babies. Their collective resemblence is obvious and could also be a proof of their clone projects. Pretty much like the movie minion illustrates. And kids love it. Especially their minion children. Part of the X-Gang-St.Ars(E).

LA MINIONILIA!